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The Magnificent Afghanistan by Johnny Punish



Yo,Yo yo wake up texters, listen in Uncle Sam’s after more boogeymen

Dubya left Barack in a jam Way over in Afghanistan

So drop dat i-Phone get a gun

We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun

And it’s one, two, three, four What are we fighting for?

Not freedom or our fellow man Next stop Afghanistan

And it’s five, six, seven, eight

Open up those pearly gates cause there ain’t no need to wonder why

For oil we’re all gonna die.

Now Come McChrystal let’s move fast

Your big chance has come at last

Gotta kill all those towel heads

Though muslims aint who we should dread

Our robber barons now they’re the ones

Who blew the Towers to Kingdom Come.


Well Come on Wall Street

Don’t move so slow

Since 9-1-1 it’s go-go-go.

There’s plenty money to be made

Supply both sides with tools of da trade.

Just hope if they grab a bomb,

They drop it on Dick Cheney’s lawn

Well Come on mothers throughout the land

Send your child to Afghanistan.

Come on fathers, don’t hesitate,

Send ‘em off before it’s too late.

Be the first one on your block

To have your kid come home in a box.

Wave ba ba ba bye to the bus

Like Strummer said you’re one of us

Cold water in your face

Brings to you back to this awful place

Wave bye bye yeah wave bye bye